Nice Guys Finish Last

Almost a month after revealing what Project Trafford is, here's the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

My group (A) was required to come up with a plan/strategy to win all 30 tickets to Old Trafford, the home ground of the (in)famous Manchester United Football Club. Here's what we did.

To begin our somewhat "Ocean 13" plan, Kenny Sia, our "mafia gang" leader called upon his 5 subordinates to brainstorm on how to win all 30 tickets to Old Trafford.

Jayce bribed the security guard at the Mister Potato Headquarters with 4 tickets to Old Trafford if he allowed Jayce to act as one of Mister Potato's security guard. Because bribery works all the time, the security guard was more than willing to accomplice with Jayce.

Each time the postman or a participant of the Mister Potato contest came to the front gate to submit their entries, Jayce welcomed the sender and steal their hard earned entries away. This way, we ensured that every participants' Mister Potato entries were in our hands.

Jayce then passed on the envelopes containing everyone's Mister Potato seals to me.
To ensure procedures went accordingly, I (Sheng Li) exaggerated the situation and went under a pseudonym called " THE FLOWER NINJAH ".

Sheng Li (referring to myself as a third person) happily ripped open every participants' entries and got rid of the other participants details. After all evidence are vanished, Sheng Li passed the Mister Potato seals to her fellow accomplice, Pik Yen.

While counting/dividing all Mister Potato seals and not to forget globbing Mister Potato chips, Pik Yen was also in her dreamy world. Picturing what it would be like in Old Trafford eating more Mister Potato chips while watching half naked footballers. Her unspoken ultimate dream and destiny in life.

The divided Mister Potato seals where then passed to Michelle who was in charge of listing down the details of those in the Mister Potato robbery.

Ensuring all Group A members (Kenny Sia, Pik Yen, Sheng Li, Michelle, Nick and Jayce) details were written according to what the Mister Potato website required.

Michelle also thought it would be fun to mock the intelligence of all the contest participants by posing with their Mister Potato seals. Only that now it was under our names and details.

Nick finishes the job by submitting our entries. As for now, we (members of Group A) are waiting for Mister Potato to declare us winner of the 30 tickets to Old Trafford.

More details on this contest can be found here.

Everyone should feed on Mister Potato instead of rice since rice is so expensive.