Dressed Up Like Dreams

Deep inside me, I'm a bank robber.

Everyone in Malaysia is a horrible driver. I don't care what you say, you're a very bad driver if you're Malaysian. But don't get me started about the Singaporeans IN Malaysia.

But then like the rest of the countries, we too, compete amongst the states. And you know who wins the "Worst Drivers Are From Here" award? Drivers from Johor. I'm not saying everyone from Johor can't drive well, but seriously. A majority of you are annoying bastards who should retake your road examinations.

Most of the time when some asshole cuts into your lane all the sudden, brakes for no reason, doesn't brake at all, can't park, takes forever to park, steals your parking, it's most likely they are from Johor.

I'm gonna start a project called "Johor People Can't Drive For Nuts". I'm gonna snap a photo of any car with the number plate starting with J doing something stupid on the road. But then don't expect it to come too soon. I can't be pulling out my camera when I'm behind the wheel.

But if you're from Johor and you would like to beg to differ my opinion, get someone to film you driving. Indicators every time you're about to turn or change lanes. Stay at least 2 cars away from the car in front of you. Brake appropriately. Park in a parallel parking within 4 turnings and then put your hand on the roof signaling that you're done parking. Oh, and also do a three point turn in just three turnings under 15 seconds.

Post it to Youtube with the title "FUCK YEAH JOHOR PEOPLE CAN DRIVE" to prove it to the whole world.