OPERASI DELETE

My creepy neighbour is snooping into my house. I think he thinks no one is home. I should play some porn really loudly now.


Let's talk about Facebook. Or even better, lets talk about what's on our Facebook. How many times have you been in this situation where you're like "WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH A PERSON LIKE THAT?!" or maybe something less thoughtful like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!".

Call me unfriendly but personally, I've already hidden 4 people in total and deleted the rest that I couldn't really be bothered to put up with anymore. But then again, its not "cool" to post up Facebook statuses like "Time to delete people off Facebook!" or a more narcissistic status like "Lets see who isn't good enough to be my friend anymore." (I seriously have such people on my list, but not anymore.)



This post shall be called "Operasi Delete" which means Operation Delete in a more civilised language. And here's why you should gather yourself to do it.

- You get a less annoying news feed.
- This isn't Friendster, nobody cares about how many friends you have.
- This isn't Friendster, nobody cares about how many friends you have.
- This isn't Friendster, nobody cares about how many friends you have.
- "I ADDED HIM/HER?!?!"

There's only 2 things on Facebook that really ticks me off.

Let's call it the "Go away and stay there" Facebook friend. I once had this guy who added me on Facebook and I approved his request because I definitely knew him, I just couldn't recall from where. And then he would continuously spam my Facebook chat when I didn't reply his first "Hi." No shit, he went on like "HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI" until he died. No, until I appeared offline on Facebook chat. Which I think is the reason why most people appear offline on Facebook chat. So you guys can relate to me right? I'm not evil, they are just stupid and then you call me evil for pointing it out and then agree with me silently.

Second thing that made my blood boiled (and this was major). Do you have a friend who isn't anything at all, who one day decided to create a Facebook fan page of him or herself and then decided to add you "to be a fan" 20 billion times? (230 billion less than the total number of Facebook users) It finally stopped after what seemed like 20 billion years and to this date, she managed to rake in almost 1000 fans. Seriously, what are they a fan of? Is there some soliciting I don't know about? (Don't you haters start posting thing like "oh, you're just jealous of her." Seriously, there's a better way to argue)


And we all have a friend who fights with just about anyone on Facebook. Their Facebook statuses are always on something said subtly but always filled with anger to different people all the time. If you're the kind that likes gossips, then this is definitely a friend to keep on Facebook.

We all have a friend who is still hung over the same guy or girl for 20 billion years (230 billion less than the total number of Facebook users) and this point is made known to the world because everything that comes out of their stupid keyboard is "I miss her.", "Why did it have to end?", "Why am I so stupid to let it go?", "I'm so lonely now." WELL WE KNOW IT ENDED, YOU ARE STUPID AND LONELY WOULD BE WHEN EVERYONE DELETES YOU OFF FACEBOOK.

We all have a friend who wasn't anyone or at least anyone people would label "party animal" in high school and suddenly their Facebook statuses are going on and on and on about drugs, smoking, clubbing. If you're going to sound like that, can you at least make yourself not sound like you're trying so hard? Imagine this "Yeah man, let's do some lysergic acid diethylamide, drinks lots of distilled beverage and have an occasion on which people can assemble for social interaction and entertainment all night!" (In layman's term: Yeah man, let's do some LSD, drink lots of booze and party all night!)

I have 637 friends on Facebook, let's see if I have any "Omg, that bitch is talking about me" friends and delete me off Facebook after this blog post.